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Mr hEd
04:20
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vocalizing manely
over incredible stiff spliff riffs
straight from the horse's mouth shot
gifts
what do all these words and notes that they play mean?
they mean that meaning is reaming the impossible dream
and then you scream, obscene so you think
lead your horse to the saloon so it can drink
happy trail mix rambling on and on
not much to say but the meaning of life
how the west side was won
the painted pony melts in the sun
why ask why when what means what and how to who
who else would listen to this but the likes of you
hay is for horses and they are for hey
i have the answers in the darkness in the back of my stall
good morning wilbur, come here with your carrot we can share it all
the answer is the buzz chip in the corner and it's steaming, fresh with flies
hi-ho silver and away we go
it's off to the races blew blood whether vane blow
everyone lost by a neck and the winner's circle closed
do you know what an ass you are to me?
shooting the shit with animals is for doolittles who have the sight to see
the bit between my teeth
here is the bit, talking shit
just foolin around, being the clown 'cause
ignorance is bliss
and we know this when we smile when we piss after
getting fucked up or fucked
and these are just a few x samples of samples of who's riding who
and whose getting shot
when your lame or when you have no name or the 3
percent haze of the clouded brain of the human's and a horse
of coarse of coarse
chewin' the hell out of my cud
sowin my wild oats for nude dinner
squashin' kate the great and i'm in her
squashing kate the great and i'm in her
what is good, what is bad, what ' s the best bad you ever had
this could be the best or the worst depending on the dad
next of kin,ko-ed
come and get the answers in the darkness in the back of my stall
it's just around the backside, north of the balls
mace in your face and your wasted with a taste of revelation
then my hoof hits your forehead in enlightened intoxication
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Tiberius
05:32
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stardate 8667, subset .5
marijuana has been legal for centuries now
that is since the short century after the third world war
these are the voyages of the THC enterprise
bowly going where no man has gone before
except for when i, tiberius ruled
fire
lieutenant uhura spank it i am your father she's gonna blow aye aye
sir can you make it last a long long time how long would you like it
to last forever spank it forever
JIM BONES DARTH EXPLODING BROTHER UHURA SPACE CHICK KIRK
what the fock, mr. spock, uhura needs a vulcan hand
while i run this battleship
mr. sulu, fill the bridge with marijuana gas
and follow that sonar blip
bones, i'm stoned and what is more i feel impending doom
stormtroop forever after me
could it be on the radar screen that small planet called the
deathstar
and vadar wants to talk to me
james t. there is nothing you can do
to save galactica, the ceylons are doomed
we fire on them soon so just kick back and view
the power of the darkside
james t. don't stop the attack we must make
darth and luke get all the glamour while we're just lost in space
by your command
grunt captain's log captain kirk can feel the force flowin' through him
foul stench what an incredible smell you've discovered
I recognized your foul stench
the force is strong in this one grunt
captains log
KIRK SPOCK OBI WAN PRINCESS SOLO WOOKIE LEAH DARTH
the captain's sitting on the toilet
smoking a doobie and viewing the conflict
on his private viewing screen between
the empire and the lesser known show from tv
so he tells chekov through his communicator
to put him through to both parties
and warns him in a low death type voice,
very dramatic of what will happen if they act foolhardy
now listen closely, time to stop stoning
and start to make love not war by thinking stoney
we, the enterprise have a pot bomb that
when it explodes will change your warlike ways
and i wait for the right moment to order
fire
and the bomb explodes on the deathstar and galactica
marijuana, smoke clogging phasers
vadar's voice gets low, ceylon's one red eye glows
war is now a joke, laser's are tracers
tiberius saves the day and saves a blunt or two to smoke at
the enterprise bridge party
vadar gives flowers to a ceylon they make rebel whoopie
the galaxy's a roman orgy
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my dicks owner and your pussy's are in love
how romantic, see my hard bleed
now come here and get what you need
this is my body, givin to you hotty
come communion, baptismal union
god bless glazed girls wet with the sweat from the
head to the toe curls
they look good in pearls
i'm givin' out nuttin' nice to 'em like they were squirrels
fill the chalice, holy phallus
confirmation, of creation elation
she’ll be comin like a fountain when she comes
head is huge, pounding and pounding
savior spooge, sermon mounting
the coming deluge
when you're going up and down and there's a funky spunky
slappin sloshin sound and with a razzle dazzle
spasm count of seven i'm a screamin demon
up to heaven lovin' livin' singin'
i couldn't be a happier man then i am
mother mary come to me with pagan grinding gush of ecstasy
your stiffening and moaning round the clinching of the boning
then a focused expletive is seen by two blown mind's eye's zoning
i
i have had a vision
i have seen the light
allelujah
god bless glazed girls
wet with the sweat from the head to the toe curls
they look good in pearls
i'm pullin it out so we can see how it hurls
aneurism, jupiter jism
flora and fauna, scream i wanna
life internal, nuts eternal
sacred spasm, god orgasm
joy to the world, the lord is come
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4. |
Mr hEd (Instrumental)
04:20
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5. |
Tiberius (Instrumental)
05:12
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